From time to time, I notarized banking documents for Raj. See, as you know, a few years ago, I achieved one of my lesser dreams and became a Notary Public. Penny: What do you mean "vastly wealthy"? Sheldon: Well, wealthy means a lot of money, and vastly means even more. Because the Koothrappalis are vastly wealthy. It doesn't matter if he's showering her with gifts. Leonard: Could you tell us? Sheldon: Let's see. Leonard: What?! Sheldon: Not for you! The Wiggly Finger Catalyst Sheldon: I actually have information about Raj that would be helpful with this discussion. Leonard: OW! Why'd you do that?! Sheldon: To send you a message. Although, truth be told, my groin is a little worse for wear. Sheldon: What exactly do you mean by that? Leonard: Well, turns out she really knows how to help a guy loosen up and have a good time. I had a lot more fun with Amy than I thought I would. Leonard: You sound like you had a great night. Amy: I have a kinda-sorta-boyfriend who's playing with a model train right now, you don't hear me bitching about it. This wedding just reminds me of my kinda-sorta-girlfriend 9,000 miles away. And you're not holding up your end of the evening. Amy: Leonard, you may not have noticed, but I am being a delight here. Leonard: That sounds like a late night, and I have work in the morning. In some cultures, we'd stand outside of their bedroom cheering as they achieved orgasm. Amy: Why shouldn't they be? They have a feverish night of socially approved copulation ahead of them. Amy: Not exactly winning any trophies as a conversationalist either. The Pulled Groin Extrapolation Amy: Would you like to dance? Leonard: No, thank you. Sheldon: Good, on your way to see the lawyer, pick up some tea and cookies. Sheldon: A good wife would go to the store. Penny: I don't have iced tea and snicker-doodles. Sheldon: If we were an old, married couple the wife would serve iced tea and snicker-doodles. It's actually kind of funny: You reading, me reading, we're like an old married couple. Sheldon: Thank you for letting me stay here while Leonard skypes with his girlfriend. Amy: Kiss me where I've never been kissed before. Amy: Sheldon, just because you have a focus on cleanliness bordering on the psychotic doesn't mean I have to participate. Sheldon: Penny has dragged a chair in off the street whose unknown provenance jeopardizes the health and welfare of every resident of our building. Amy: For general educational purposes or has she acquired a bar stool dipped in cholera? Sheldon: Cholera is water-borne, you're mocking me. The Infestation Hypothesis Sheldon: I was hoping she might listen to you about the dangers of owning unhygienic furniture. That's like trying to ruin ice cream with chocolate sprinkles. Raj: You can't ruin a friendship with sex. Penny: We should have never slept together. Geology isn't a real science! Howard: DAMN THOSE SONS OF BITCHES!! Sheldon: If there's ever a Church of Sheldon, this will be when it started. Leonard: What are you doing? Sheldon: Following in the footsteps of Kirk, Crunch, and Kangaroo. When they found it they yelled Bazinga! So motivating for my little ones! The beauty of this game is that I used it all day with students by switching out the card decks! Here are some Amazon Affiliate Links for Library Pockets: By the way – if you need a laugh please watch this video for Bazinga inspiration. You could use anything to hide, but I wanted to reinforce pronouns. Students took turns pulling out cards and searching for our cartoon. Then I hid a small picture of silly little cartoon man in 3 pockets. When it was time to play I stuffed one or two cards in each pocket. Then I added magnets to the back of the pockets. First I laminated them and used a knife to open the pocket back up. So using library pockets and therapy card decks, I came up with Bazinga. I got inspired by this post I found on pinterest. Now that we’re in the home stretch of the year – I decided to take it up a notch with a new way to use these cards decks. We play memory and go fish while we work on speech and language objectives. Those cards are great for the first 6 months of school. I bet your therapy cabinet has at least 20 decks of therapy cards, when you add up articulation plus language cards.
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